New DEMO - Caribbean Night at the Jew Frat

This is a brand new demo of a new song (you may have to right click the 'play' button for it to start). Remember, though, it's only a demo, so be a little easy on the judgment. This demo features yours truly, Jordan Berry, playing every instrument, so it's not nearly as good as it would be if we were playing it as a band, and it's also recorded on really low quality equipment. But it's a good demo for what it is, so I figured I'd share it. The lyrics are below, follow along! Let me know what you think of the lyrics, the song, etc.

Also, we'll be doing full-band, actually good recordings during the next few weeks, so reserve your judgment until then!

Caribbean Night at the Jew Frat

I don't smoke because if I did
I would smoke GBCs or Marlboro Reds
Because you'll die from any kind of cigarette
But I'd make sure I felt like it

I would smoke my lungs black
I'd smoke holes in my neck
I would smoke until my chest was filled with fire
I'd smoke my skin dry and cracked
Break at every bend and stretch
I would smoke until my body grew too tired

I don't drink because if I did
I would drink myself into oblivion
I would pickle my liver in gin
I would fall back down, never get up again

I would puke up my life
Flush it straight down the pipes
Out of sight, out of mind
I would marinate my organs
Filled up and drained again
I would be the epitome of a vessel poorly designed

I don't trust me with me
I don't trust me with anything
I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy on a road to self annihilation
Through public acts of humiliation for the sake of entertainment
I don't trust me with me
I don't trust me with anything

I don't fall in love because if I did
I don't think I could handle it
I have to try so hard when we kiss
Because I can feel myself slipping in
With every conversation, with every vacation
I'm slow-motion stumbling in
Against my better judgment, I'm starting to let go of it
I'm letting that if turn into a did